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Politician Of The Month – Silvio “Bunga Bunga” Berlusconi

Unfortunately in the United States we’ve created a political climate that forces our politicians to hide their sexuality. Some choose to lie about their actions (I did not have sex with that woman.), or (I was hiking the Appalachian trail.), while others condemn lifestyles that they secretly enjoy (Tap twice under the stall if you love blowjobs).

So I have to admit a bit of admiration for leaders that completely ignore public opinion and decency and embrace their lusty desires. Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is just that kind of guy. An unapologetic skirt chaser, a couple years ago he was caught in a sting that revealed him promising young women jobs at his TV stations in exchange for their attentions.  But he recently took it to an entirely new level.  The energetic 74-year-old recently confirmed he invites young women to his villa to partake in an erotic ritual he calls “Bunga Bunga”, which involves multiple naked girls fawning over one old man. Berlusconi claims he learned the dance from non-other than Libyan Muammar al-Qaddafi.

While this ritual might be called Bunga Bunga in Italy and Libya, in the rest of the world it is known as “The Disgusting Horny Old Man With A Lot Of Money Dance”.

Berlusconi sees nothing wrong with his hobby, and in a sign of his complete ignorance was quoted saying “It’s better to have a passion for beautiful girls than to be gay”.  If that is really the way he feels he might consider changing the name of the dance.  Bunga Bunga could be easily misinterpreted.

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