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Screw Congress And The NBA!
Let me clarify that I am not a sports fan. I have never watched sports of any kind on television, and frankly have never understood the appeal. My attitude towards sports is similar to my feelings on pornography; I’d rather play … Continue reading
Please Don’t Become An Asshole Like Steve Jobs
Like almost everyone, I’ve been engrossed with all the stories and articles about Steve Jobs since his death. He is the quintessential entrepreneur who has achieved legendary cult status very few will ever achieve. We all want to know his … Continue reading
Paraprosdokians
A few weeks ago a friend of mine started spouting off ““Paraprosdokians”. I had no idea what a paraprosdokian is, and he provided the following definition: “A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase … Continue reading
Summer Movie Preview – Hobo With A Shotgun
Ah, summer is here, and with summer comes a big slate of blockbuster movies! But there is one film I have been particularly excited to see that is arriving with little fanfare. Of course I am talking about the soon-to-be-cult-classic, … Continue reading
Tips On Photographing Your Penis (Caution – Contains Graphic Weiner Language)
I was in New York a few weeks ago as the city became embroiled in the “Weiner Weener” controversy. Since I was a fan of Weiner, and couldn’t believe that a public official would be stupid enough to put numerous racy photos of himself … Continue reading
